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Daniel Swensen

Daniel Swensen is a Cancer on the face of the earth, living by his wits in the remote wilds of Montana (where “wits” is a euphemism for “ordering pizzas on the Internet”). His every hobby and chosen profession has been declared dead or dying by a brutal, uncaring modern world, leaving him no choice but to stay up late penning histrionic monographs decrying the gasoline engine and the tragic, unnecessary decline of the buggy-whip market. He lives with two  cats and a wife who somehow manages to put up with his crap.

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