David Nguyen-Tri was born in 1985, and measures 5′ 6″, with 36-24-36C mensurations. He enjoys long walks on beaches and sunsets and sunrises. He is a hopeless romantic soul who wanders the geriatric ward of Beverly Hills hospitals in the hopes of one day finding true love. Turn ons include: Benjamin Franklin, shuffle board, bingo, cribbage, pinochle, bridge, dentures, walking aids, coronary bypass surgery scars, making insulin injections, and hearing how things were so much better back in the day. Turn offs: Lousy punks, lousy hippies, the devil’s music, guys whose piercings aren’t a tracheotomy or an intravenous.
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