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D.J. Bigalke

After a failed stint as a male model, D.J. pulled himself together and started working as a phlebotomist.  He’s also the founder of the Zombie Alert Task Force.  Since the task force started in early 2000, there have been no reported zombie attacks in the contiguous United States.  In the next year he’s hoping to write a book about the influential films of David Caruso.  He expects it to be short; more of a pamphlet than an actual book.  D.J. is also noted as the Leader of the mysterious group Youth Organized Unification for the Retroactive  Maintenance of Octagonal Matrices.

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