Ellen Lawrence
Ellen Lawrence is one of the many identities used by a bumbling forest sprite that wandered out of a Midwestern vernal pool sometime before present and has spent the intervening period somewhat puzzled and highly excitable. All attempts at communication with this person will probably result in way more information than you ever cared to know regarding Star Trek, Jane Austen, the history of U.S. suffragettes, Jane Eyre, movies, Amphibians, mammal scat, and the subtleties of bryophyte reproduction among other things. The best strategy when faced with such a situation is to throw a packet of Earl Grey tea or a sparkly pen approximately 20 meters away then run the opposite direction.
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